The True Adventures of Snuggle Dinosaur

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Ravaged 5 Guys Burgers and Fries

Snuggle Dinosaur draws a picture of a whirlpool sucking in a castle while waiting for his food.

Snuggle Dinosaur samples a peanut while still waiting for his food.

Snuggle Dinosaur is so hungry he sticks his head in the french fry bag and eats half of the bag all at once.

Snuggle Dinosaur samples Matthew's hot dog.

Snuggle Dinosaur tries to fit an entire hamburger in his mouth and swallow it. George saw him about to eat it and tried to stop him but Snuggle Dinosaur swallowed about 3/4 all at once. George went completely crazy because there was bacon on that burger and he LOVES BACON.

Snuggle Dinosaur Attends A CLE

Snuggle Dinosaur decides he would be a better speaker. He told the lawyers that they were not very good at their job and he could do better. He also told them that he could buy 200 million legos and make a ginormous castle. And the attorneys could only buy 4 legos and together make a tiny town. He was surprisingly well received.

Snuggle Dinosaur tried reading a law book. It was boring.

Snuggle Dinosaur listens to George talk about doing good work and his 2 mistakes in Patent Law.

Snuggle Dinosaur Likes the Lego Store

Snuggle Dinosaur wonders if he can drive a lego truck.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Goes to The Valentines Pancake Breakfast

Snuggle Dinosaur samples the batter.

Snuggle Dinosaur tries to steal a pancake but is stopped by Julie and her spatula.

Snuggle Dinosaur tries a sip of Matthew's Orange Juice.

Snuggle Dinosaur Plays Dungeon and Dragons

Snuggle Dinosaur writes down all the gold he stole from the dragons.

Snuggle Dinosaur cheats and looks at the DM's computer to see what's coming.

Snuggle Dinosaur is mad he didn't get any pizza so he threatens to beat up Dan's character Fey.

Snuggle Dinosaur rolls the dice, it's a two.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Hikes Squirrel Trail

Snuggle Dinosaur thought conifers were for carnivores to eat. He is still learning what it means to be a carnivore.

Snuggle Dinosaur checks for trolls before he crosses any bridges.

Snuggle Dinosaur listens for bugs. He heard some grasshoppers, or at least that's what he said.

Snuggle Dinosaur Attends a Super Bowl Party

Snuggle Dinosaur cheered for the New York Giants because he is Giant. Also, he knew they would win. Snuggle Dinosaur is a winner.

Snuggle Dinosaur meets a girlfriend.

Snuggle Dinosaur tries to kiss her but uses too many teeth.

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There once was a dinosaur who lived in a nice house with a nice family. Sometimes, though the family went out and left him all alone. The dinosaur was a little bit mad at being left alone, so, being a carnivorous dinosaur he decided to eat the family. They would be very tasty indeed, if only he could overcome his fluffy makings. For this dinosaur was named Snuggle Dinosaur, because he was quite snuggly and had little in the way of killing claws and cutting teeth.

One day as he was contemplating his felt teeth, the boy Matthew scooped him up and took him into the car. This was new, Snuggle Dinosaur had never been in the car. Matthew and his mother drove down to a place that was full of trees, birds, and bushes and they called it a forest. It was raining, but snuggle dinosaur did not mind. It was nice in the forest, so nice that he quit contemplating eating Matthew's family.

From that day forth Snuggle Dinosaur was taken many new places, usually in Matthew’s bright green backpack. Snuggle Dinosaur was much happier now that he was traveling about, and decided that he could put off eating the nice family, as long as they continued to take him along.