The True Adventures of Snuggle Dinosaur: Snuggle Dinosaur Attends A CLE

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Attends A CLE

Snuggle Dinosaur decides he would be a better speaker. He told the lawyers that they were not very good at their job and he could do better. He also told them that he could buy 200 million legos and make a ginormous castle. And the attorneys could only buy 4 legos and together make a tiny town. He was surprisingly well received.

Snuggle Dinosaur tried reading a law book. It was boring.

Snuggle Dinosaur listens to George talk about doing good work and his 2 mistakes in Patent Law.

1 comment:

AmmielorisMarch 1, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Hahahaha. I'm glad Snuggle Dinosaur's (ahem) rudeness is taken with such grace.
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There once was a dinosaur who lived in a nice house with a nice family. Sometimes, though the family went out and left him all alone. The dinosaur was a little bit mad at being left alone, so, being a carnivorous dinosaur he decided to eat the family. They would be very tasty indeed, if only he could overcome his fluffy makings. For this dinosaur was named Snuggle Dinosaur, because he was quite snuggly and had little in the way of killing claws and cutting teeth.

One day as he was contemplating his felt teeth, the boy Matthew scooped him up and took him into the car. This was new, Snuggle Dinosaur had never been in the car. Matthew and his mother drove down to a place that was full of trees, birds, and bushes and they called it a forest. It was raining, but snuggle dinosaur did not mind. It was nice in the forest, so nice that he quit contemplating eating Matthew's family.

From that day forth Snuggle Dinosaur was taken many new places, usually in Matthew’s bright green backpack. Snuggle Dinosaur was much happier now that he was traveling about, and decided that he could put off eating the nice family, as long as they continued to take him along.