Snuggle Thinks Alaskan Wildlife Parks are Dinosaur All You Can Eat Buffets

Snuggle Dinosaur was very excited to go to Alaska because he had heard there were Wildlife Parks full of delicious animals there. He hoped to eat lots of big wild mammals that had been gathered together for him to eat.

Snuggle was very disappointed in the first Wildlife Park.  This park had Bears, which snuggle thought would be very tasty, but they bears were behind bars and Snuggle couldn't even get next to the bears.  He was very mad and stayed in the car.

The good news was that the next day he went to a new Wildlife Park.  The first animal was only behind a few bars and Snuggle could get really close.  He tried holding plants out like all the kids around him but the bison would only stick his mouth close and Snuggle couldn't get in a killing bite.

Next Snuggle tried an elk but it wouldn't let Snuggle in for the kill either. Snuggle was getting soooo hungry he tried some of the plants he was using as bait, but they were icky and obviously only food for stupid herbivores.

Moose are very big.  A little too big, Snuggle wasn't sure he could eat the whole thing and he didn't want to be wasteful.  That's why he didn't eat it.

Snuggle Dinosaur finally got into a pen with some Wild Food!  There were a ton reindeer and they seemed stupid and delicious and Snuggle was very excited!

Chomp! It turns out reindeer really are stupid, they walked right up to Snuggle and he finally got to sample some Alaskan Wildlife Food.  But his teeth didn't sink all the way in, they were softer than reindeer fur.  Poor Snuggle, he is not a fan of the Alaskan All You Can Eat Buffet.