Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Becomes A Therapist


     Snuggle Dinsaur want some money so he can buy some really sharp teeth.  Snuggle "borrowed" Molly's Bank Card but didn't know the pass word.  Snuggle decides to get a job!








 
 
 
Snuggle decides to be a Lymphodema Therapist.  Snuggle found an office and made it official.
 
Snuggle reviews how the lymphatic system works, he used a laser pointer.  Snuggle pointed to where he thought the system began.

Snuggle explored the office, he almost fell into the trash can, but caught himself just in time, which is good because doctors aren't supposed to be dirty.

Snuggle showed his first patient how to use a therapy ball.

Snuggle squirted some therapy spray to help the patient.  He actually got it right where he should have.  Snuggle is an awesome therapist.

Snuggle's next patient needed some tape.  Because she sprained her leg.

Some tape was easier to get than others. Snuggle had a hard time getting it off the table.

Snuggle taped the leg up tight and showed his patient how to put it on herself.

Snuggle demonstrated how to use crutches but forgot that you need two crutches and maybe longer legs.  Snuggle loves being a therapist.
Snuggle had a great day as a Lymphadema Therapist but tripped into a plant on his way out.  He was so mad that he chomped on the plant and security kicked him out of the building.




 

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Snuggle Thinks Alaskan Wildlife Parks are Dinosaur All You Can Eat Buffets



Snuggle Dinosaur was very excited to go to Alaska because he had heard there were Wildlife Parks full of delicious animals there. He hoped to eat lots of big wild mammals that had been gathered together for him to eat.
Snuggle was very disappointed in the first Wildlife Park.  This park had Bears, which snuggle thought would be very tasty, but they bears were behind bars and Snuggle couldn't even get next to the bears.  He was very mad and stayed in the car.





The good news was that the next day he went to a new Wildlife Park.  The first animal was only behind a few bars and Snuggle could get really close.  He tried holding plants out like all the kids around him but the bison would only stick his mouth close and Snuggle couldn't get in a killing bite.

Next Snuggle tried an elk but it wouldn't let Snuggle in for the kill either. Snuggle was getting soooo hungry he tried some of the plants he was using as bait, but they were icky and obviously only food for stupid herbivores.

Moose are very big.  A little too big, Snuggle wasn't sure he could eat the whole thing and he didn't want to be wasteful.  That's why he didn't eat it.
Snuggle Dinosaur finally got into a pen with some Wild Food!  There were a ton reindeer and they seemed stupid and delicious and Snuggle was very excited!

Chomp! It turns out reindeer really are stupid, they walked right up to Snuggle and he finally got to sample some Alaskan Wildlife Food.  But his teeth didn't sink all the way in, they were softer than reindeer fur.  Poor Snuggle, he is not a fan of the Alaskan All You Can Eat Buffet.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Snuggle Tried to Tye Dye

Snuggle Dinosaur was excited about Tie Dying until he was attacked by the rubberbands. (Although we think he may have attacked THEM.)  Snuggle felt one was hanging off his tooth and told Matthew to take it off but it was stuck.


Snuggle tried to open the caps of the dye with his teeth but it hurt his teeth.
Snuggle put the shirt on top of himself and told Matthew to tie dye it with him under it but Matthew told him NO! Snuggle got mad, threatened to bite him, but then just quit. Snuggle Dinosaur isn't very patient.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Snuggle's Paper Mohawk

Snuggle Dinosaur's owner Matthew got a blue-green Mohawk. Snuggle wanted one because he liked the style and wanted to look just like Matthew, also he thought it would scare away any replacement dinosaurs.
Snuggle found the hat from the bleaching kit in the trash and thought it might work. It didn't work so Snuggle was VERY mad.
So he tried to eat it.
Snuggle came up with a new plan for a blue-green Mohawk. Snuggle grabbed pieces of paper and then scribbled blue and green markers on it.  He said "I think this looks right, I just need some tape."
Snuggle taped it on his head and it looked just right to Snuggle, but Matthew didn't like Snuggle copying him and told him it didn't look quite right.  Snuggle tried to scare him with the Mohawk telling him he would give him a paper cut with it.  Matthew wasn't very scared.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Snuggle Found Tasty Deals at Half-Price Books.




Snuggle claims he went up on the table and some books that were hanging from the ceiling fell on him.  We're not so sure that's what really happened.
Snuggle Dinosaur tried to get in the shelves so he could try some books but he was too big and got squished and didn't get to eat any of them.
Snuggle found better books to eat on the cook book table.
Snuggle tried this book to see if it tasted like Chicken.  It kind of tasted like chicken but more papery.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Snuggle Visits the Airplane Musuem and Wright Field

Snuggle Dinosaur thinks he might like being and astronaut so he tries on a space suit. The astronaut suit was MUCH too big.
Snuggle Dinosaur went inside a airplane but he was sad when it didn't blast off.

Snuggle tried to eat an airplane wing light but he teeth weren't strong enough to break the glass. Snuggle learned it was a bad idea because airplane glass hurt his teeth.
Snuggle Dinosaur wants to get in this airplane but then realises it's like the others and can't blast off. Also it has propellers and not jet engines. Snuggle was confused.

Snuggle went to the field where the Wright Brothers built the first airplane. Snuggle said he could have built a better airplane that had jets. Also he would have told the Wright Brothers they were stupid and should make jets.
Snuggle Dinosaur tries to eat an Airforce airplane but he can't jump high enough.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Snuggle Has Allergies


Snuggle Dinosaur has been feeling down. His nose is stuffy. Here he is letting it drip onto the grass. Dinosaur snot is not good for plants.

Snuggle Dinosaur finally said he thought he had allergies so we took him to the doctor to see what he was allergic to.

Snuggle Dinosaur did not want to wait. He just wanted the doctor to come right away. He wrestled the bench to kill some time.

Snuggle Dinosaur had his weight and height taken. The nurse was a little nervous having a Dinosaur for a patient. He weighed 4 pounds and he was almost a foot tall.
When the doctor checked out snuggle he discovered he was allergic to his new pet worms. Snuggle didn't like what the doctor said, he wanted to keep hugging his worms and have them all over the house. The doctor said to put them outside in the dirt but we are just keeping them in the basement away from Snuggle for now. Snuggle started to think that we should buy some more worms, which makes no sense. Apparently Snuggle doesn't like listening to doctors. He thinks they are stupid. No surprise.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Gets Some Pets


Snuggle Dinosaur always wanted some pets and now that he is four years old we got him a worm farm. He carefully read the directions before assembly.

Snuggle Dinosaur shredded the newspaper correctly but then tried to put it all in at the same time. It didn't work very well.

Snuggle Dinosaur put the worms in. He thought they were slimy but he liked to watch them wiggle.

Snuggle Dinosaur loves his new worm pets so he gives them lots of hugs.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Snuggle Dinosaur Visits the Optometrist


Snuggle Dinosaur's eyes were not doing a good job reading. Also he kept running into Matthew. So we took him to the eye doctor.

Snuggle Dinosaur needed to get his left eye fixed because it was worse than his right.

Snuggle Dinosaur needed to get air blown in his eyes if he wanted to wear contacts. He hated it because it blew so strongly.

Snuggle Dinosaur tried to pick out glasses. Thank goodness the lenses were fake because he used his teeth.

Glasses don't fit Snuggle Dinosaur very well, he got contacts instead.