The True Adventures of Snuggle Dinosaur: June 2012

Friday, June 29, 2012

Snuggle Tried to Tye Dye

Snuggle Dinosaur was excited about Tie Dying until he was attacked by the rubberbands. (Although we think he may have attacked THEM.) Snuggle felt one was hanging off his tooth and told Matthew to take it off but it was stuck.

Snuggle tried to open the caps of the dye with his teeth but it hurt his teeth.

Snuggle put the shirt on top of himself and told Matthew to tie dye it with him under it but Matthew told him NO! Snuggle got mad, threatened to bite him, but then just quit. Snuggle Dinosaur isn't very patient.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Snuggle's Paper Mohawk

Snuggle Dinosaur's owner Matthew got a blue-green Mohawk. Snuggle wanted one because he liked the style and wanted to look just like Matthew, also he thought it would scare away any replacement dinosaurs.

Snuggle found the hat from the bleaching kit in the trash and thought it might work. It didn't work so Snuggle was VERY mad.

So he tried to eat it.

Snuggle came up with a new plan for a blue-green Mohawk. Snuggle grabbed pieces of paper and then scribbled blue and green markers on it. He said "I think this looks right, I just need some tape."

Snuggle taped it on his head and it looked just right to Snuggle, but Matthew didn't like Snuggle copying him and told him it didn't look quite right. Snuggle tried to scare him with the Mohawk telling him he would give him a paper cut with it. Matthew wasn't very scared.

There once was a dinosaur who lived in a nice house with a nice family. Sometimes, though the family went out and left him all alone. The dinosaur was a little bit mad at being left alone, so, being a carnivorous dinosaur he decided to eat the family. They would be very tasty indeed, if only he could overcome his fluffy makings. For this dinosaur was named Snuggle Dinosaur, because he was quite snuggly and had little in the way of killing claws and cutting teeth.

One day as he was contemplating his felt teeth, the boy Matthew scooped him up and took him into the car. This was new, Snuggle Dinosaur had never been in the car. Matthew and his mother drove down to a place that was full of trees, birds, and bushes and they called it a forest. It was raining, but snuggle dinosaur did not mind. It was nice in the forest, so nice that he quit contemplating eating Matthew's family.

From that day forth Snuggle Dinosaur was taken many new places, usually in Matthew’s bright green backpack. Snuggle Dinosaur was much happier now that he was traveling about, and decided that he could put off eating the nice family, as long as they continued to take him along.